a hefty dose of me via vlog and gif

WARNING:  This video has a plethora of profanity, tired eyes, some dirty hair, imperfect skin, crooked teeth and abnormal usage of the word "cute."  If you can't deal, well, dude, you're totally in the wrong place.  Might I suggest this place instead?

Also, "Vlog and Gif" totally sound like a really lame superhero duo.  Russian, maybe.  Anyway.

I saw Kristin's dialect meme video on her blog a ways back, and decided that I was gonna do it, despite hearing from multiple sources that Phoenicians do not have an accent.

Man, that is an unflattering screencap.  MOVING ON.

NOT-SO-NINJA-Y EDIT:  I'm an ass and totally didn't post the meme just in case anyone wanted to play along.  Friends, never blog & vlog tired.  Friends don't let friends blog and vlog tired (too bad no friends were home when I recorded this video!)

Regional Dialect Meme

Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

Now answer these questions:

1. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
2. What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?
3. What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
4. What do you call gym shoes?
5. What do you say to address a group of people?
6. What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
7. What do you call your grandparents?
8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
9. What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
10. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Are you playing along?  Link me, I wanna see!

While we're on the subject of me (oh dear god I swear I'm not this cocky, I'm just making a show of it 'cause it's awkward but I feel oddly compelled to continue), Jimmy wrangled up these old gifs he made of me when we first started hanging out like, 7 years ago.  You know, back when I dyed my hair and wore make up and jewelry and didn't have the word "Warrior" tattooed over my heart (so you know it's from a long time ago!).  Also when MySpace was relevant (and home to these gifs.  Accidentally typed "gifts," which totally also applies).

Dudes I'm way hotter now, just sayin'.

Anyway... this... is... a blog post.  Woo!

(facepalm)  CHECK PLEASE